Be the last person to post on this thread and win eff all.

[kaz7]

Can I win a new cat please magic

 

[mat]

Fuck all is the story of my life.

 

[Bill Walker]

Typical fucking Jock, counting his stash ..I'm just gobsmacked he doesn't want the winner to pay him.

 

[andyhinch]

I didn’t believe it at first but it’s true, I’ve just won fuck all, I’ll update later if my lucks still in

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

When they say Scotsmen are tight, is that a reference to their finances, or their bumhole.

Asking for a friend obviously.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You working class, you like a lottery, don’t you?

 

[Cellarite]

Man City are making a habit of shitting all over West Ham whenever they meet.

David Beckham is a ****.

 

[give it to gordon]

Win eff all ! If I bought all the lottery tickets on Saturday bar 1 I still wont have the winning ticket !

 

[laserblue]

BREAKING NEWS! World War III has just broken out and a nuclear strike on Mary D's is seconds away. Do I win?

 

[andyhinch]

I’ve still won fuck all, my lucks holding