Start off in the Gamecock, bowl down to the old Abbey, bit of a swagger to the Denmark, jog up to the whitworth, nip round to the clarence, bounce over to Osbornes, staggering by now to the sheerwood, maybe a sneaky in the Lord Lion and if there was time, a quickie in the parkside, walk to the ground, into the north stand, up to the top of the steps and shout "Your shit City !" to be met with lots of funny looks. After the game, reverse the process!