Bloke with a 50cm.......

[stony]

If he ever got circumcised, he could use his foreskin as a tarpaulin.

He could get his mrs to make it into a handbag and every time he rubs it, it turns into a suitcase.

 

[kaz7]

I reckon he has one of those baby cots attached to the bed for his willy to sleep in cos if it poked his wife in the back it would stake her

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Somebody has to get the stallion in the mood!

A stallion fluffer. That's got to be good money.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

A trouser anaconda.

I wonder how me manages when he is wearing cut away denim shorts. Can't be done.

That's what ruins it for me.

I know, taking scissors to a tux - sacrilege!