No advice just a daft story.
I desperately needed a vehicle for work once. Went to see a Ford Escort, £400 on autotrader, near The Apollo. Great bodywork for the age. Got there straight away he said, "it's £350 not £400." I thought nice one! Can I test drive it I said, you're not insured he said, but I'll drive it with you in it. Ok I said. We set off. Huge clunking sound from the back. Don't worry that's just the jack rolling about in the boot he said. Hmm.
Now it had 6 months mot (somehow) and I was desperate, so I bought it. Taxed it. Then the fun began. The fucking thing would just cut out without warning, doing 70 on the motorway and then nothing. Had the apprentice with me too for a few weeks in the passenger seat, I had to keep turning the key, while in motion on the motorway till it fired up again. Sounded like I was doing 70 when I was doing 20. But it lasted me the 6 months. I took it to the garage for the MOT and he said leave it with me, I'll ring you.
Tangerine steve is called rob?!? Wtf!!
I got 1
Gave my mate a lift to an auction, he used to buy a car a week, t cut it steam clean the engine, he used to make a weeks wages for a couple hours work, anyhow this one time he buys a car, I'm following home when it starts to smoke a bit... Then a lot. About a mile from his home flames about 3' high coming out the bonnet, he managed to dump it in a carpark next to some flats in alty, jumped in my car a we just went. Went back couple of days later and towed it to the scrap yard. He made a loss that week. Think he bought and sold 2 motors the next week to make his money back