Can Anyone Finish Off This Rouqe Santa Cruz Song?

[jrb]

I know, a bit premature like, but if all the headlines are to be believed.

To the tune of 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'

I saw Hughsie signing Santa Cruz
(shout it) From that big fat bastard Allardyce
What a signing he has bin(been)
The goals are flying in
......................(this is where It needs finishing off. two more lines)

Mi thinks it's up there with Niall Quinn's Disco Pants and Feed The Goat And He Will score.

A classic City song in the making. Just needs finishing off.

 

[C_T_I_D]

And he'll score against them scum rag shite

 

[DannyBoy2890]

you better watch out
you better beware
hes good on his feet
and hes good in the air
santa cruz is coming to town

 

[jrb]

And he'll score against them scum rag shite

Good try, But it doesn't quite fit into the tune.

PS. Lay off the Stella.

On second thoughts keep on drinking it. It's New Years Eve.

 

[C_T_I_D]

From defenders he's thieving
He'll leave them in his wake
And then when he is through on goal
His chances he will take

Oh...

you better watch out
you better beware
hes good on his feet
and hes good in the air
santa cruz is coming to town

????

A decent addition to your song Danny

????

 

[biffa]

I know, a bit premature like, but if all the headlines are to be believed.

To the tune of 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'

I saw Hughsie signing Santa Cruz
(shout it) From that big fat bastard Allardyce
What a signing he has bin(been)
The goals are flying in
He's looks very, very pretty
But not good enough for City

Mi thinks it's up there with Niall Quinn's Disco Pants and Feed The Goat And He Will score.

A classic City song in the making. Just needs finishing off.

 

[JWP1926]

the goals are flying in
fergie's scared and grapped the gin

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

you better watch out
you better beware
hes good on his feet
and hes good in the air
santa cruz is coming to town

That is brilliant!

 

[C_T_I_D]

But in all reality, you know it'll be:

Santa Cruz, woahhhhh
Santa Cruz, woahhhhh
He comes from Paraguay
He waved Blackburn goodbye

Or something shit like that.

 

[C_T_I_D]

Or

Santa Cruz, woahhhh
Santa Cruz, woahhhh
Sam didn't know the news
Rocky was sold to blues