Carlos Tevez Song

[True_Blue69]

Oh dear

LMFAO......

Was sung at the Derby last season, ends in '...not like that, you daft twat'.

Quality

 

[True_Blue69]

I must admit ive sung the song on numerous occasions so i must apologise to sheffield united and liverpool fans for stealing their copyrighted song. Again i must apologise for singing it in a manner which can only be described as loud i may have affected peoples ear drums and most of all i must apologise to my fellow blues if i got any of the words wrong whilst reciting this song. Honestly people are forever going on about our lack of atmosphere at games and when we get a song going that actually may create a bit we get slated from all angles. If people want to sing let them sing

Careful mate, think you missed a few commas out there, you will have the goons off here all over you for that ;)

 

[Amigo]

Fergie phoned him up he said fuck off, fuck off,
I'm off to join a better club i'm off, i'm off!
Forget the rags, i'm now a blue
Better fans and Bigger too
Carlos Tevez, turned United down!

OR

We're sorry for the things we said Tevez, Tevez
You've actually got a normal head Tevez, Tevez
You're not a twat
You're not a ****
You're heads not screwed on back to fron
Carlos Tevez, hes had loads of birds.

 

[bluemooner2009]

2 new songs for next season

his name is malcom glazier he thinks hes rather flash
he tride to buy a football team but didnt have the cash
he borrowed lots of money
and made the rags upset
citys fucking loaded and ur in fucking debt

were sorry for the things we said tevez tevez
we called you herman munster head tevez tevez
were sorry for the hurtful words
we bet you shagged loads of birds
carlos tevez fitter than cherryl cole

 

[McFc TiLi I dIe]

he usted to be a dirty red tevez tevez
but now he is a blue instaed tevez tevez
he hate man u
he hates fergie
and everyone know he loves city
caelos tevez city till he dies

 

[McFc TiLi I dIe]

he usted to be a dirty red tevez tevez
but now he is a blue instaed tevez tevez
he hate man u
he hates fergie
and everyone know he loves city
caelos tevez city till he dies

 

[blupoo]

This to "Argentina"

Don't cry no more Man United
The truth is he never loved you
He walked out on you
To be a blue
He's OUR Carlos Tevez

 

[lhiggin2]

We're sorry for the things we said Tevez, Tevez
You've actually got a normal head Tevez, Tevez
You're not a twat
You're not a ****
You're heads not screwed on back to fron
Carlos Tevez, hes had loads of birds.[/quote]


How about change the last line to...

Tevez, the reason why fergie's face is red....

 

[cmcm0808]

He’s come to play for Man City Tevez Tevez,
United couldn’t afford the fee Tevez Tevez,
We bet you've shagged alot of birds,
you've made us change the fucking words
Carlos Tevez City’s 32!

 

[bada bing]

Sung to My Perfect Cousin by The Undertones
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5hnCb-93WY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5hnCb-93WY</a>

NOW WE'VE GOT A PLAYER CALLED TEVEZ
SENT TO US FROM HEAVEN
ALWAYS FAULTLESS, HARD TO BEAT
AS SMOOTH AS YOU'LL GET 'EM

HE PUTS DEFENDERS IN HIS POCKET
GOT A SHOT THATS AS FAST AS A ROCKET
HE'LL EVEN BEAT YOU AT SUBBUTEO
AND HE SAID ' FUCK OFF UNITED, I DON'T WANNA KNOW'

OH MY PERFECT TEVEZ
WHAT HE LIKES TO DO YOU COULDN'T
HE'S MAN CITY'S PRIDE AND JOY
OUR ARGENTINIAN GOLDEN BOY