jimharri
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Re: Chat up lines
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Chat up lines
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paphos-mcfc
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Re: Chat up lines
Try what I did poeffrey, sometimes random things JUST work (sometimes they don't) it's all about expectations and timing, you'll be taters deep in no time. Unless you're an ugly coont!
peoffrey said:gaudinho's stolen car said:peoffrey said:What's your tactic, Casanova?
Charm and wit. The reason I was shocked is that this thread has generally been tongue in cheek, and to commit to what you believe is a "foolproof" plan for wooing the female on an internet forum (without a hint of irony) was a brave move.
Went right over my head! You'll notice on occasions that I struggle to pick up on certain things said in jest. People with a dry sense of humour often throw me in the real world.
-"Your Dad's a thief?"
-"Why?"
-"Because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes"
Try what I did poeffrey, sometimes random things JUST work (sometimes they don't) it's all about expectations and timing, you'll be taters deep in no time. Unless you're an ugly coont!
BlueTillDeath
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Re: Chat up lines
' im going to have sex with you... because i am stronger than you '
' im going to have sex with you... because i am stronger than you '
ifiwasarichfan
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Re: Chat up lines
"I never use Chat up lines. With looks like mine I need paragraphs".
Liam,Bob and all you other youngsters out there; believe uncle Richfan, this is a winner!
"I never use Chat up lines. With looks like mine I need paragraphs".
Liam,Bob and all you other youngsters out there; believe uncle Richfan, this is a winner!
Re: Chat up lines
Serious question - are you autistic?
peoffrey said:gaudinho's stolen car said:peoffrey said:What's your tactic, Casanova?
Charm and wit. The reason I was shocked is that this thread has generally been tongue in cheek, and to commit to what you believe is a "foolproof" plan for wooing the female on an internet forum (without a hint of irony) was a brave move.
Went right over my head! You'll notice on occasions that I struggle to pick up on certain things said in jest. People with a dry sense of humour often throw me in the real world.-"Your Dad's a thief?"
-"Why?"
-"Because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes"
Serious question - are you autistic?
pinacolada
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Re: Chat up lines
"Do you want to play the rape game?"
"No!"
"That's the spirit!"
"Do you want to play the rape game?"
"No!"
"That's the spirit!"
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot
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Re: Chat up lines
HA! Fuckin' ace
pinacolada said:"Do you want to play the rape game?"
"No!"
"That's the spirit!"
HA! Fuckin' ace
Joycee Banercheck
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Re: Chat up lines
I'm here to fill your crack in.
Bond... Unibondjimharri said:"Bond....James Bond."
I'm here to fill your crack in.
Freestyler
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Re: Chat up lines
Anyone seen the Dynamo swapping card mouth trick?
i do that now to a girl.
i ask them if i can have their number, but instead i say i'll take your number from you.
then i do that trick, those who've seen it will know what i mean.
Anyone seen the Dynamo swapping card mouth trick?
i do that now to a girl.
i ask them if i can have their number, but instead i say i'll take your number from you.
then i do that trick, those who've seen it will know what i mean.