I'd normally say the best advice would be to stop sleeping with slutty whores. But in all seriousness, slutty whores should definitely stop sleeping with you.
#Riddled
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I'd normally say the best advice would be to stop sleeping with slutty whores. But in all seriousness, slutty whores should definitely stop sleeping with you.
#Riddled
Lancet Fluke
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Good job you edited that post Jim, I was just about to call social services.You need the following items:
1. A beer glass.
2. A can of Domestos.
You empty the contents of item 2 into item 1. You then drop your trousers, take a firm grip of your todger and place said appendage into item 1. Problem solved. No need to thank me, I'm just happy to be of service. Also, the added bonus that the ladies go wild for the smell of item 2. As the hip young things would say; winner winner, chicken dinner.
Barcon
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How about you just spend a few more bob and get one that's not riddled?
Machiavelli
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Ah, milk of mancgeezer. Great days, great days. The feeling of violation stays with you much longer than the innumerable milky white stains in yer kecks. Not as bad as crabs mind - those little cretins squatting uninvited, laying in yer man fluff can really prevent you from sleeping at night. I hope you've called the carrier and thanked them for the gift?
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot
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I'm sure they both can cause infertility as well? Not a problem if you don't plan to ever have kids, big problem if you fancy having a family in the future!
Machiavelli
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Great name for twins though.I'm sure they both can cause infertility as well? Not a problem if you don't plan to ever have kids, big problem if you fancy having a family in the future!
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Ah, milk of mancgeezer. Great days, great days. The feeling of violation stays with you much longer than the innumerable milky white stains in yer kecks. Not as bad as crabs mind - those little cretins squatting uninvited, laying in yer man fluff can really prevent you from sleeping at night. I hope you've called the carrier and thanked them for the gift?
How the fuck can crabs be better than VD? Crabs are just knacker nits and can be easily sorted with a splash of anti crab lotion or a couple of hair washes with crab shampoo.
Great name for twins though.
Superb