Daughter's new boyfriend

[beast]

felching has always confused me...

who put the sperm in the hole?
was it you yourself?
if so, why would you want to lick it back out of there?
if it was someone else's that makes it seem even worse.

no idea where that leaves the father.

Pm'd you

 

[KS55]

Is a rag, but it gets worse

He was born in Manchester and moved to Merseyside with his dad when he was five, which means he has a scouse accent and is a rag! He's been a regular match going fan, but I'm not sure if he's in the green and gold camp
Anyway, I've only met him once and he seems ok, but he and my daughter are staying over at our house for the next couple of nights (it's my daughter's birthday so a family get together tomorrow)

I don't know if it's because he's a rag, has a scouse accent or both, but I've found myself hiding my wallet and bank statements before they arrive

Am I being paranoid?

My daughter’s partner is a Forest fan. Phew!

 

[Blue Mist]

My daughter’s partner is a Forest fan. Phew!

Lucky you. Make sure she has a 50% claim on Goldbridges money and you'll be set for life.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

Pm'd you

oh my.

 

[dickie davies]

You killed him?

That would be ...

 

[Barcon]

felching has always confused me...

who put the sperm in the hole?
was it you yourself?
if so, why would you want to lick it back out of there?
if it was someone else's that makes it seem even worse.

no idea where that leaves the father.

It's a collaboration.

 

[Barcon]

Best advice for any father to his daughters new boyfriend.....

"Whatever you do to my daughter....I will do the same to you".

Not tried it personally but seems interesting.

My Dad said to the loser that married my sister, "You hurt my daughter and I'll break your legs".
My Dad has since passed away but I am here to carry on his wishes.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

My Dad said to the loser that married my sister, "You hurt my daughter and I'll break your legs".
My Dad has since passed away but I am here to carry on his wishes.

Fair enough. If you break his hands she would get stuck wiping his arse for him.

 

[Barcon]

Fair enough. If you break his hands she would get stuck wiping his arse for him.

He fucked off. Started doing coke, bought a BMX bike and hanging around the skatepark with kids like a mouthbreathing fucking nonce on borrowed leg time.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

He fucked off. Started doing coke, bought a BMX bike and hanging around the skatepark with kids like a mouthbreathing fucking nonce on borrowed leg time.

Doesn't everyone have a friend that had a Robin Williams film inspire them a bit too much?

Could have been worse tbh.

Imagine his reaction if they had kids and got divorced....