Do you like to sit on the toilet.

In length. You can curl one round the u-bend with a bit of practice.
Bend it like beckham? No thanks.

Maybe call it a Roberto Hot Carlos instead.

Would have expected that to take hours in the training ground, not a minute’s adjustment in stance.

You, my friend, are the Pep Guardiola of shitting…
 
Bend it like beckham? No thanks.

Maybe call it a Roberto Hot Carlos instead.

Would have expected that to take hours in the training ground, not a minute’s adjustment in stance.

You, my friend, are the Pep Guardiola of shitting…
Years of training, mate. I once shat for England.
 
I've only just this month discovered the joys of sitting down to have a piss.

No getting it all down your pants, seat, pot, floor what's not to like?

Try it and report back.
 
Going for a dump with a copy of Private Eye for company, sheer bliss. One of the few pleasures left to the working man (or woman) they can't tax......
 

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