GortonBlue62
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Any sitzpinklers on this thread?
I gotta stand, it's what 'real' men do ;-)
I gotta stand, it's what 'real' men do ;-)
Bend it like beckham? No thanks.In length. You can curl one round the u-bend with a bit of practice.
Years of training, mate. I once shat for England.Bend it like beckham? No thanks.
Maybe call it a Roberto Hot Carlos instead.
Would have expected that to take hours in the training ground, not a minute’s adjustment in stance.
You, my friend, are the Pep Guardiola of shitting…
totally agree, with the exception of hotel rooms...Well over half my pisses are undertaken whilst sat down. All at home and work are. Public toilets not so much.