If I were a mischievous Allah, they'd get their virgins, but all 72 would be Ann Widdecombe look alikes.
Never understood why anybody would want 72 virgins, surely 1 or 2 nymphomaniac whores would be more suited to "heaven"
If I were a mischievous Allah, they'd get their virgins, but all 72 would be Ann Widdecombe look alikes.
If I was after blowing myself into little bits to get there I'd probably be looking for the 72 virgins and a few nymphos. All the sports channels too, with a full time Michelin starred chef, an unlimited supply of drink and drugs and a nice comfy recliner armchair.Never understood why anybody would want 72 virgins, surely 1 or 2 nymphomaniac whores would be more suited to "heaven"
Maybe. Those coaches are essentially armoured vehicles though.The damage doesn't look severe enough for it to have been a proper bomb.
Probably some nutter messing about with something he knocked up from using the contents of several fireworks.
So many would be priapic jihadists have been sent to the other side recently, that said virgins now possess flanges
akin to vandalised bus seats.
Any nymphos or recliner armchairs in stock?I sell flanges for a living. If anyone has any requirements, PM me for a quotation.
The damage doesn't look severe enough for it to have been a proper bomb.
Probably some nutter messing about with something he knocked up from using the contents of several fireworks.
The trouble is these events get so much publicity that it just makes the authorities task harder, because as well as tracking down the trained terrorist they also have to contend with the rank amateurs with mental problems.
And a nasty dose of the clap.Worryingly only one of two guys has been arrested, the other is likely on the run. Hopefully he has a poor escape plan and no more weapons.