Erling Haaland

[Exiled Mike]

Scouse isn’t a language, it’s a series of noises.

Not always in the right order though :)

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

I wonder how his signing will be portrayed in the media?

a) A bargain £63m for one of the best strikers and hottest prospects in football.
b) £300m deal when factoring in fees, wages, blah blah blah. City splashing crazy money again.

Already been on Talksport this morning as a 500 million pound deal!

They even emphasized the 63 million fee, as though that's a lot of money for a player of his quality

Fuck em boys. Someone pour the pina coladas

 

[bluesince76]

I wonder how his signing will be portrayed in the media?

a) A bargain £63m for one of the best strikers and hottest prospects in football.
b) £300m deal when factoring in fees, wages, blah blah blah. City splashing crazy money again.

Thought it was £500m?
"How many nurses could have been paid for with that, don't City care that people are dying? Call in now on 0898..."

 

[wolviedinho]

We should have paid Dortmund in monthly oil deposits to heat the stadium. Just to piss everyone off ;)

 

[wolviedinho]

Do we think he'll be on penalties?

Depends is he any good at missing the goal? ;)

 

[kupest]

Italians clubs would have paid that over 600 years probably.

 

[Rammy Blue]

I can’t fucking wait to see this monster up front for us.

 

[Rhapsody in Blue]

Italians clubs would have paid that over 600 years probably.

A career-long loan

 

[Rammy Blue]

A career-long loan

Made me lol.

 

[bluesince76]

We should have paid Dortmund in monthly oil deposits to heat the stadium. Just to piss everyone off ;)

Everyone should get a token towards their own Haaland wobbly head toy every time they put fuel in their car. Feels only right since they're all paying for the transfer