Expensive tantrums.

[dazdon]

Don't apologise to the toaster.

NEVER apologies.

It implies blame and fault :)

 

[jimharri]

 

[Andy Dale]

When i smoke weed i generally pull the toaster and kettle to bits because i think they are broken. In the morning im fucked for brekky.I realise later that i forget to turn the bloody things on.
I stopped smokin that shit a long time ago. Costs a bomb.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

next time, lace up your boots and go and kick the fuck out of the wall.

and when you're in A&E with a broken foot, you can look back and say that taught a lesson to calm down a bit.

 

[Jackson-ctid]

Was playing Fifa earlier and tirelessly got to the final, then the **** I'm playing is somehow controlling my team and scoring own goals, I kept him at bay for about 40 minutes and then next thing you know he's got Richards bearing down on Hart and he powers it in for an OG, 1-0. I lost it and lobbed the controller at the door, ran over and started stamping on it, had to watch the rest of the game with "Please Reconnect Controller" at the bottom of the screen as I got hammered 12-0

Fucking hate Fifa.

 

[Wheelsy]

They used to involve PS3 controllers.

 

[woodieMCFC]

You spent £150 on a toaster?!

This needs saying twice. You spent £150 on a Toaster ?

3 times. You spent £150 on a toaster!?

 

[ld joinery]

I threw my nail gun off the scaffold once as it kept misfiring.. £400 for a new one!<br /><br />-- Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:46 am --<br /><br />Also done a fair few radios in too

 

[woodieMCFC]

I had a dodgy guitar amp that kept cutting out on me, so one day I went mental and kicked the shit out of it. Cost me £300 to replace it.

 

[rushts]

I put a hammer through my stereo because the cd's kept sticking, it felt so good for a few seconds, then the realization of what I did hit me. Would I do it again? Fuck yes, the bastard had been taunting me for weeks.