Footballers books that wouldn't sell

[bluethrunthru]

My Life as Sideshow Bob - David Luiz

11 Commandments - Bryan Riggs ( added one more - Thou shalt covey thy brothers wife

Owning 100% of a racehorse - by the Pisscan

A Holiday Colouring Book - R. Wayne

 

[andy h]

How to impress football fans - Mike Ashley

Anger Management - Alan Pardew & Nigel Pearson

 

[hutton who blue]

James Milner's quest for trophies and honours at a less probable club, in that respect, will befit him but in a monitorial aspect he will financially benefit.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I'm not incredible - Hulk

Character - Brendan Rodgers

101 best kebab shops in Manchester- Michael Johnson

Stealing a Living - Richard Wright/Stuart Taylor

I'm not really here - Glauber Berti

How to buy a council house - Robbie Fowler/Mcpointalot

 

[i8therags]

Children's propaganda health book. Lofty the lion visits the dentist (Boltons mascot)

 

[goalmole]

James Milner's quest for trophies and honours at a less probable club, in that respect, will befit him but in a monitorial aspect he will financially benefit.

Sounds like a great read. The title could do with being shortened though.