Guaranteed new Lescott song!

Joleon lescott is a blue
is a blue
is a blue
joleon lescott is a blue
he hates scousers

or

Joleon lescott is a blue
is a blue
is a blue
joleon lescott is a blue
he hates moyesy


or swap moysey with gollum
 
Nixon_The_Bike_Thief said:
The deluded david moyes said Lescott is not for sale,
The deluded david moyes said Lescott is not for sale,
The deluded david moyes said Lescott is not for sale,
and this is what we said

Who the fuck you kidding Gollum,
Who the fuck you kidding Gollum,
Who the fuck you kidding Gollum,
as the Blues go marching On, On, On
Fuckin awesome,i'm having that.
 
To the tune of 'My Old Man's a Dustman'

Oh Joleon Lescott's magic,
He's come to join the blues,
With Tevez and Robinho,
We'll never (flippin) lose,
Moyesy tried to keep him,
But Hughesey's mind was set,
And when we play the scousers
He will smash it in the net!
Oh....
 
What about a team song:
To the tune of 'Oh my lads, should have seen us coming...'

Shay Given
Rolls the ball to Toure,
Cross the back to lescott, on to Gareth Barry,
Superman on the ball, Robi faints to score,
In the box, now the net......
Its Manu Adebayor!!!

..........I'll put that one down as a work in progress eh....???????
 
To this tune....mint!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLc-bvcdNTw[/youtube]

"His name is Julian Lescott and he hates that scouse **** Moyes!"
"His name is Julian Lescott and he hates that scouse **** Moyes!"


"Man City called...his duty came...he fucked them scousers off"

"His name is Julian Lescott and he hates that scouse **** Moyes!"
"His name is Julian Lescott and he hates that scouse **** Moyes!"

"Man City called...his duty came...he fucked them scousers off"


IT WORKS AND IS EASY TO SING WITH A TOP BEAT!!!
 
alextrueblue said:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUASiDg-kg4[/youtube]


to this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^





we don't need no loans or lending
we don't need no t.v dough
gollum struggled to repel us
untill joleon told him NO

hey ginger please just let me go!

all in all your just a fuckin
bog eyed cock who's signed jo!
love this..
 
chanceathefarpost said:
What about a team song:
To the tune of 'Oh my lads, should have seen us coming...'

Shay Given
Rolls the ball to Toure,
Cross the back to lescott, on to Gareth Barry,
Superman on the ball, Robi faints to score,
In the box, now the net......
Its Manu Adebayor!!!

..........I'll put that one down as a work in progress eh....???????



need to ditch the manu
 

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