Hate to do it, but who is the man behind the goals?

[Uwe Already]

Is it a deliberate attempt for Bluemoon to ignore BBC bias by not having a thread for this (I missed the memo)? If so, feel free to delete this thread!

I cannot believe BBC Sport is doing a "live" report to the telly show, stinks of desperation for sports personality votes. Am I alone in thinking its not worth the bother to watch?

Here's hoping its a massive stitch up ;)

 

[Manchester_lalala]

I'm watching it.

What is there to Wayne beyond football?

That's easy, retirement homes.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

It's...ah..,it's...ah, sausage.

 

[pete1970]

Id rather watch qvc

 

[Uwe Already]

Thing is, am I right in saying Sergio has scored more league goals in the last week than merkin head has in the last 9 months? Yet my licence fee is frittered away in such a depressing manner...

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

"I used to write poems"

With crayons

 

[Manchester_lalala]

This is comedy gold, I like to write poems hahahaha. He can't even speak English.

 

[worsleyweb]

Not watching it

 

[T_C]

I'd rather stick a fork in my eye. The thick **** can't string more than three words without an eeeerrrrmmmm. Don't get me started on that shredded wheat on his napper.

 

[City Raider]

Any old ladies lurking back of shot?