I’ve got a stalker

[Johnny Mars Bar]

So it’s a weird one this but I’ve suffered long enough so have to share my story.

I’m a tram driver and every day this creepy old man keeps getting on my tram, he’s usually wearing a dirty old trench coat and keeps touching himself while saying he knows me from our distant past.

All I know is the guy is called Calum. I’ve no idea who this weirdo is, what should I do?!

 

[Blue Mist]

Do what you normally do, brake very suddenly and send him flying down the carriage.

 

[metalblue]

Murder him

 

[Tuearts right boot]

So it’s a weird one this but I’ve suffered long enough so have to share my story.

I’m a tram driver and every day this creepy old man keeps getting on my tram, he’s usually wearing a dirty old trench coat and keeps touching himself while saying he knows me from our distant past.

All I know is the guy is called Calum. I’ve no idea who this weirdo is, what should I do?!

An easy mistake to make when it comes to tram drivers. Is he touching himself or is he holding his dead mans handle ?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Sounds like the old man is going off the rails

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

So it’s a weird one this but I’ve suffered long enough so have to share my story.

I’m a tram driver and every day this creepy old man keeps getting on my tram, he’s usually wearing a dirty old trench coat and keeps touching himself while saying he knows me from our distant past.

All I know is the guy is called Calum. I’ve no idea who this weirdo is, what should I do?!

Offer to be his still life model and commission a nude self portrait.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Sounds like the old man is going off the rails

Its getting hard to keep track of all these stalkers.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Its getting hard to keep track of all these stalkers.

This guy sounds Metro-sexual.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Scream up his bottom and see if the noise comes out of his mouth

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Do what you normally do, brake very suddenly and send him flying down your carriage.

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