I was on the verge of becoming Kyle Walker's fluffer but if fell through at the last second...

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Not sure if I'm glad it fell through to be honest. It would have been one hell of a ride.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Not sure if I'm glad it fell through to be honest. It would have been one hell of a ride.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

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It was good money... I was skint. What more can I say?

 

[remember arthur mann]

It was good money... I was skint. What more can I say?

 

[TinFoilHat]

I find swallowing saves getting pinkeye.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I find swallowing saves getting pinkeye.

Are these ornithological terms?

 

[MP71]

The only job requirement is a strong gag reflex

 

[Corky]

More realistic than the other couple of posters claims.

 

[Blue Mist]

Never mind being a fluffer, I want to be his drinking buddy, apparently his mate had to help him sort out his £250 bar bill as he kept dropping his credit card.
I'd ditch @Bigg Bigg Blue in a flash if someone was sorting out £250 for beers.

 

[yankblue]

I feel as though I may have missed a bit of news somewhere