if your wife/ girlfreind diddnt have a say...

[tueartsboots]

my first name is Aday. When I was born, my Da looked at me, then at my mother and said "If they are all going to be ugly as this fucker, I am calling it "Aday" !"

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

My son's middle name is Zidane - his dad chose it. Knob.

When out in public,does he have the tendency to headbutt passing Italians?

 

[blueinkwell]

robinho
gio
niall
vega
romulus
seneca
luther
blaise-pascal
akira
klang-klang
depth-charge
viper
counterpoint
mines
5-hydroxytryptamine
maine road
b-boy 2.0
kipper
"untitled"
gilgamesh

Kinell how many kids you going to have?

 

[r01z]

I have the luxury of my last name being Roles

so the following names spring to mind

Sausage
Jam
Milk
Spring

any more suggestions?

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

I have the luxury of my last name being Roles

so the following names spring to mind

Sausage
Jam
Milk
Spring

any more suggestions?

bread

 

[Matty]

I have the luxury of my last name being Roles

so the following names spring to mind

Sausage
Jam
Milk
Spring

any more suggestions?

Swiss

 

[Bigga]

I'm so surprised nobody has chosen 'Gigerty' for Child One and 'Gigerty Gigerty' for Child Two...

 

[Cookie monster]

Becuase I am not a twat that would be called Jamie, Jennifer, Lucie, David or Kathryn.

 

[Ally.P]

My son's middle name is Zidane - his dad chose it. Knob.

When out in public,does he have the tendency to headbutt passing Italians?

His dad? Probably.

 

[Ally.P]

My son's middle name is Zidane - his dad chose it. Knob.

When out in public,does he have the tendency to headbutt passing Italians?

His dad? Probably.