Magicpole
Well-Known Member
I have been growing increasingly incensed, at the lack of progress in the beatification of dearly departed Phil.
What else does he have to do? He died, then only last month. was resurrected to have a fall in a bathroom and expire once more!!!
Having been brought up a catholic, although in a situation now of extreme lapsedism, I sent the pope an email.
Hola Franky Boy
What gives? I'm obviously referring to your failure to act in making Phil Collins, may the drums never fade from his soul, a Saint.
You made that horrible little bastard Mother Teresa one and she couldn't even tap a tambourine in time never mind sing at the same time.
Phil could sing whilst playing the drums. Looked good in hats, ok he was bald but still, and has come back from the dead, like your hero. I have lost my faith and with situations like these can you blame me?
On behalf of Bluemoon I beseech you to reconsider your attitude. St Phil now!
Yours in hope
Magicpole
Got a reply too.
Dear Magicpole
I never liked Genesis after Gabriel left and it's not as easy as just the old coming back from the dead malarkey.
You may be aware also,that he is CoE and ever since yon fatso Henry decided he would rather bang more
chicks than stay with us, I can't do it, even if I did think Genesis were better post Gabriel, which I most assuredly do not.
As for your lapsing, I would reconsider that sonny.
The Big Cheese
Frankie
I say we start a online petition to push this. Or, at least give it some thought. Sometimes.
I was just having a laugh the other day, thinking back to all those times of laughter and music and don't forget those madcap situations that Phil and I never shared.
Maybe one day I will share them.
What else does he have to do? He died, then only last month. was resurrected to have a fall in a bathroom and expire once more!!!
Having been brought up a catholic, although in a situation now of extreme lapsedism, I sent the pope an email.
Hola Franky Boy
What gives? I'm obviously referring to your failure to act in making Phil Collins, may the drums never fade from his soul, a Saint.
You made that horrible little bastard Mother Teresa one and she couldn't even tap a tambourine in time never mind sing at the same time.
Phil could sing whilst playing the drums. Looked good in hats, ok he was bald but still, and has come back from the dead, like your hero. I have lost my faith and with situations like these can you blame me?
On behalf of Bluemoon I beseech you to reconsider your attitude. St Phil now!
Yours in hope
Magicpole
Got a reply too.
Dear Magicpole
I never liked Genesis after Gabriel left and it's not as easy as just the old coming back from the dead malarkey.
You may be aware also,that he is CoE and ever since yon fatso Henry decided he would rather bang more
chicks than stay with us, I can't do it, even if I did think Genesis were better post Gabriel, which I most assuredly do not.
As for your lapsing, I would reconsider that sonny.
The Big Cheese
Frankie
I say we start a online petition to push this. Or, at least give it some thought. Sometimes.
I was just having a laugh the other day, thinking back to all those times of laughter and music and don't forget those madcap situations that Phil and I never shared.
Maybe one day I will share them.