Clevers
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markbmcfc said:
Because fucking it up is reserved for the IT department :)
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- Thread starter Gelsons Dad
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Because fucking it up is reserved for the IT department :)
Gelsons Dad
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Oh if were as simple as getting access to pornhub!
The cunts insist that all new products must be cross platform, however we have a new eBook concept that will work perfectly on iPads (all our users have one) but in order to be cross platform we have to build in InDesign with enhancements from a 3rd party which makes the process at least 3 times as long and expensive and limits the quality considerably as Ibooks is way ahead of epub3.
To top it off, this morning when accessing the 3rd party web portal our IT policy blocked me from at least half of the pages I need to access. They also refuse to buy more than one license and pay for more than one training course which means if the chosen one quits we are fucked!
This is a 1/2 million dollar project which will define our training methods for the next 5 years on a brand new aircraft type. It will put us at the forefront of pilot type rating training and guarantee third party business but all they can do is put up barriers.
Fuck them all I say!
The cunts insist that all new products must be cross platform, however we have a new eBook concept that will work perfectly on iPads (all our users have one) but in order to be cross platform we have to build in InDesign with enhancements from a 3rd party which makes the process at least 3 times as long and expensive and limits the quality considerably as Ibooks is way ahead of epub3.
To top it off, this morning when accessing the 3rd party web portal our IT policy blocked me from at least half of the pages I need to access. They also refuse to buy more than one license and pay for more than one training course which means if the chosen one quits we are fucked!
This is a 1/2 million dollar project which will define our training methods for the next 5 years on a brand new aircraft type. It will put us at the forefront of pilot type rating training and guarantee third party business but all they can do is put up barriers.
Fuck them all I say!
BigJimLittleJim
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[quote="Gelsons Dad"]You are supposed to be enablers, enhancing the productivity of the core business. You are not supposed to restrict, control or inhibit production.
Go fuck yourselves!
GD out.[/quote]
Ha ha ha ha, you really think that?
Go fuck yourselves!
GD out.[/quote]
Ha ha ha ha, you really think that?
Gelsons Dad
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BigJimLittleJim said:[quote="Gelsons Dad"]You are supposed to be enablers, enhancing the productivity of the core business. You are not supposed to restrict, control or inhibit production.
Go fuck yourselves!
GD out.
Ha ha ha ha, you really think that?[/quote]
I'm an idealist, a dreamer, a poet and a fool!
Len Rum
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Gelsons Dad said:BigJimLittleJim said:[quote="Gelsons Dad"]You are supposed to be enablers, enhancing the productivity of the core business. You are not supposed to restrict, control or inhibit production.
Go fuck yourselves!
GD out.
Ha ha ha ha, you really think that?
I'm an idealist, a dreamer, a poet and a fool![/quote]
No, not an idealist and a poet.
pantalon violet again said:Most IT offices are filled with Warcraft geeks who sit around all day fucking tutting when someone has the nerve to call and say their computer won't switch on
Fucking c**ts to the last man
Never played it in my life
Carstairs
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adrianr said:But is Pornhub really 'enhancing the productivity of the core business'? Maybe in private, but when you're cracking one out in the middle of the office floor it's a bit distracting.
It's a wee bit more than distracting if Gelson's Dad starts knocking one out in his workplace, what with him being a pilot.
Besides, he has trolley dollies to take care of that sort of thing for him.
Blue Smarties
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Len Rum said:Gelsons Dad said:BigJimLittleJim said:[quote="Gelsons Dad"]You are supposed to be enablers, enhancing the productivity of the core business. You are not supposed to restrict, control or inhibit production.
Go fuck yourselves!
GD out.
Ha ha ha ha, you really think that?
I'm an idealist, a dreamer, a poet and a fool!
No, not an idealist and a poet.[/quote]
Will you two stop fucking up the quote system, it ain't hard chaps!
Edit: Oh fuck off.
Gelsons Dad
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Will you two stop fucking up the quote system, it ain't hard chaps!Blue Smarties said:Len Rum said:Gelsons Dad said:Ha ha ha ha, you really think that?
I'm an idealist, a dreamer, a poet and a fool!
No, not an idealist and a poet.
Edit: Oh fuck off.[/quote]
Someone should call IT!
without a dream
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I've recently ended a 4 week battle to get admin rights on my PC so I can test a few bits of process simulation software. So my IT issues are now a thing of the past. Fuck you Capgemini, fuck you.