Bluebird1
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Why doesn't Father Christmas have any children?
Because he only comes once a year!
Because he only comes once a year!
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IT IS FRIDAY!! ... JOKE THREAD!
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jimharri
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Yeah. But he makes sure that when he's finished, his sack is empty!Bluebird1 said:Why doesn't Father Christmas have any children?
Because he only comes once a year!
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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy Replies, "I don't know it's your fucking plane!"
Stanley
Well-Known Member
No Can;t have any hilarity today.
Saw a bad accident today, Lorry spilt its load of Terapins and Tortoises all over the road.
It was Turtle Carnage.
Saw a bad accident today, Lorry spilt its load of Terapins and Tortoises all over the road.
It was Turtle Carnage.
bluemoon27
Well-Known Member
Re: IT IS FRIDAY!! ...
crackerjack
Citytillidie69 said:ITS FRIDAY.....ITS FIVE TO FIVE......ITS ***********
first one to fill in the blank gets a lollipop.
EDIT : you changed the OP title. when you originally posted "IT'S FRIDAY" the first thing that came into my head was the phrase above
crackerjack
glen quagmire
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oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh i could crush a grape!