i've got a stalker

[Deleted member 13905]

that's not a euphemism for an erection.

she claims to know me from our childhood.
some of the things she says are very accurate,
but i swear i cannot remember her at all.

more and more i keep bumping into her.
only on the tram, mind.
nowhere else,
just on the tram.

at first i joked to myself that she is following me.
but today and yesterday i got onto a tram that she was already on.
how can that be!?
can you stalk somebody in advance?

and she's so loud.
one of those people who shout the conversation,
so everyone around can hear.
it's really embarrassing.

before you ask,
no, she's not even remotely fit,
she has a hairy blonde face wart thing on her top lip.


i suppose i'm just asking for advice.
what do you do in a situation like this?
have you ever been stalked or been a stalker?

 

[Blue Til Death]

Stay off the tram, or do you think you would miss her?? Warts an all..!

 

[jma]

“I keep getting on trams that she is already travelling on”

Sounds like she needs to get a restraining order on you

 

[Scottyboi]

Give her the shittest sex of her life, should be easy enough for you. She will soon move on.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Follow her home, smash her back doors in and torch the place.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Can't you just shit yourself in front of her?

 

[mackenzie]

She shouts and is loud?
Can't stand that. Push her off the tram.

 

[dickie davies]

 

[BrianW]

It's quite normal to forget people we have known.

Some guy came up to me in Maine Road once and was quite upset that I didn't know the fuck he was. He swore we had worked together. Maybe, but I have worked with many people and my memory is shite.

Maybe you were at school together. Or maybe you have a double and she is mixing you up with someone.

 

[ashytheblue]

I thought it was a song at first.