joke of the day

[MATCITY]

Thank God I'm not the only one.

my guesses is that United fans have 5 fingers instead of just 4? The Thumb is technically not a finger ;0)

I still don't get it

 

[jimharri]

my guesses is that United fans have 5 fingers instead of just 4? The Thumb is technically not a finger ;0)

I still don't get it

Extra finger on the Kit Kat equates to an extra finger on each hand. An extra finger on each hand has been used on here as a pseudonym for inbreds. Inbreds = united fans.






''Taxi!''

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Just heard Basil Brush has been taken to hospital with an irregular heartbeat.

Ba Ba boom ba boom boom

 

[mammutly]

Small boy and paedophile maniac walking through the woods at night.

Small boy says: Im soooo scared

Paedo maniac says: You're scared?!! ........I've got walk back on my own!

 

[stive]

Me and my wife have very different ways of cleaning the toilet.

She uses 'Toilet Duck' and rinses it twice. I piss as hard as I can at the shit stains...

 

[oakiecokie]

Me and my wife have very different ways of cleaning the toilet.

She uses 'Toilet Duck' and rinses it twice. I piss as hard as I can at the shit stains...

Thats not a joke !!
Its reality.
Well it fookin is in our household !!

 

[stive]

Me and my wife have very different ways of cleaning the toilet.

She uses 'Toilet Duck' and rinses it twice. I piss as hard as I can at the shit stains...

Thats not a joke !!
Its reality.
Well it fookin is in our household !!

Yeah true not really a joke but it made me laugh when i seen it. This is better;

I've just seen a Norwich version of "Back To The Future". Unlike the original, Marty McFly can't resist the advances of his mother, so he ends up fucking her.

Then he travels back in time.

 

[Neville the rat boy]

Thats not a joke !!
Its reality.
Well it fookin is in our household !!

Yeah true not really a joke but it made me laugh when i seen it. This is better;

I've just seen a Norwich version of "Back To The Future". Unlike the original, Marty McFly can't resist the advances of his mother, so he ends up fucking her.

Then he travels back in time.

Just awful<br /><br />-- Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:51 pm --<br /><br />Whats the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One's a super hero and the other is a command

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my arse!

Do you think I should change dentists?

 

[tommyhair]

David Blaine's world record of 40 days doing nothing in a box has finally been broken . . .

Like it!












by Fernando Torres