Joke of the Week!

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

whats the difference between a skip full of marbles and a skip full of babies?



















































you cant unload a skip full of marbles with a pitchfork :)

 

[Ricster]

Whats the difference between a red Ferrari and 100 dead babies?















I haven't got a red Ferrari in my garage.

 

[r01z]

Billys Grans celebrating her 113th birthday and all the family are around for the party

Billys Grans starts opening her presents and uncovers a playstation 3, an ipod, roller skates and a top of the range nokia

She turns round to billy and says ' what do you think of my presents billy pretty good arent they?'

Billy replies 'yeh gran there all top presents i wish i got them for my birthday but just one thing... Dont you think you should be acting your age?

After a few moments thought billys grans says ' you know your right billy i should start acting my age'














So she dies.........

 

[bluereddish]

A bad workman always blames his fools

Sorry, that should be 'tools'

"STUPID FCUKIN@ BASTURD KEYBOARD!!!"

 

[jimharri]

When Prince Charles first chatted up Camilla, did he use the line:
"One was wondering whether one could give one one"?
Coat alert!

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

WHAT DID ADAM SAY TO EVE THE 1ST TIME THEY WHERE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX.





















WATCH OUT EVE, IM NOT SURE HOW BIG ITS GUNNA GET.

 

[theholyswan]

Kelvin Etuhu.

 

[BingoBango]

The English cricket team's first innings at Headingly.

*cough*

 

[theholyswan]

The English cricket team's first innings at Edgbaston.

Agreed

 

[r01z]

The English cricket team's first innings at Edgbaston.

Agreed

I second that