Joke thread

[AliBobbyJ]

When they got home, the babysitter who was called Lee Bridge (wait for it, wait for it) was in a bad way. You cant go home in that state said Ann: You'll have to stay, Lee Bridge.

So poorly he vomited all over the place, brought his dinner Bacup.

 

[KS55]

It is actually beginning to Irk me

That'll be why youre turning reddish.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

It is actually beginning to Irk me

Er, well, me too.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

So poorly he vomited all over the place, brought his dinner Bacup.

He had to pull over on three separate Rhodes to puke

 

[KS55]

So poorly he vomited all over the place, brought his dinner Bacup.

What did you eat,? asked Ann
Pork pie and Piccadilly, he replied.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

It is actually beginning to Irk me

Stop and show some Mersey.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He had to pull over on three separate Rhodes to puke

The local vicar was passing by, took pity on him and said he would look after him till he got better. He added that it was a bit cold but once he put the Heat-on, Chappel will be comfortable

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The local vicar was passing by, took pity on him and said he would look after him till he got better. He added that it was a bit cold but once he put the Heat-on, Chappel will be comfortable

After a while the vicar asked him if he was warm and he replied "can you put the Heat-on More please?"

 

[AliBobbyJ]

They found Donald Campbell's body after all these years.
Came out of a tap in Manchester.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

After a while the vicar asked him if he was warm and he replied "can you put the Heat-on More please?"

And then he put his Handforth towards the heater