Joke thread

[Barrablue]

There are some horrible b*stards about. I heard a cat crying outside, so I opened my door and saw 4 blokes in Man United shirts playing football with it.

I was just about to call the RSPCA until the cat went 1-0 up.

22 posts in over 5 years. You belong in the thread for quiet people ;)

Worth the wait though........

 

[hackneyslim]

There are some horrible b*stards about. I heard a cat crying outside, so I opened my door and saw 4 blokes in Man United shirts playing football with it.

I was just about to call the RSPCA until the cat went 1-0 up.

that is very funny

I am going to endorse that too. Look forward to your next post...on Feb 12th, 2015, by my calculation.

 

[mrcunny]

Blackburn Rovers' DJ Campbell has just released a statement stating that he's 100% innocent and fully expects to be playing in his side's 4-0 loss next Saturday at Milwall.

 

[foetus]

Someone called me pretentious today, I almost choked on my latte.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

There are some horrible b*stards about. I heard a cat crying outside, so I opened my door and saw 4 blokes in Man United shirts playing football with it.

I was just about to call the RSPCA until the cat went 1-0 up.

now this did make me laugh 8-)

 

[Phil Meup]

A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning" he said.

The other man replies, "No, just having a ****."

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

The kids from Manchester childrens hospital are going to old trafford today to cheer up the players.<br /><br />-- Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:48 am --<br /><br />David Moyes walks into a turkey farm,
" You'll be gone by Boxing day" said a turkey.

 

[Phil Meup]

I like your style Bigg Bigg Blue!
:)

 

[foetus]

My jimmy saville advent calendar is shit...the flaps only open from 1-16.

 

[blue12]

My jimmy saville advent calendar is shit...the flaps only open from 1-16.

Horribly sick but very funny .