MARY Ds

[Freestyler]

just do shambles every week lol

100% definitely, absolutely, YES YES YES lol

 

[Mike D]

Good thinking by our owners. We need somewhere to accomodate all the tourists coming to watch us who will need somewhere to stay when the rags disappear into a big black financial hole.

I seem to remember a really funny thread a while ago where we put forward ideas to replace the casino when the idea was dropped. We had things like the Manchester City tour (like the Granada Studios tour used to be) where you could go into the reconstructed Mary D's for an "authentic" pre-match experience, then into the "Block 111" attraction, where you could exchange abuse with "rag" fans and see who could sing the loudest. Of course there would be a ride on the City Roller-Coaster, finished off with an afternoon shopping among the delights of Grey Mare Lane Market.

Or as you are handed the plastic pint of authentic warm lager the music is cranked up with music to wind up the crouds to further replicate the autheticy that you're in Marj D's. Not forgetting the wax work dummy of Tits out Jackie who shouts some expletieves before wacking out her puppies. (similar to the old pervert in the sex musuem in Amsterdam)

 

[barmcake]

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