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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by oman0115, 11 Oct 2017.
Advice offered in thread 1.
I had a lodger about 16 years ago and he seemed offended by the fact I didn't own a front door key and had left the door unlocked for the past few years as I couldn't find it.
There seems to be a lot of sexual tension in your household
No parody "my landlord's a right miserable c*nt" thread yet???
What is this place coming to?
Asked him to leave, he wasn't surprised or bothered. Must think I am a tit too haha
He takes the knee during the OP's favourite song as well.
Triple his rent!
He'd have been sitting there in yer lounge wearin' his scarlet Chevvy shirt whenever yer weren't in the house!
Alls well that ends well then, a little more due dilligence next time perhaps. If its someone who will want to be a mate and drinking bud you are after, arrange to meet in the boozer to conclude the formalities of said lodger moving in. If such an arrangement is rebuffed then you will have a good idea that the potential lodger is not someone you are going to hit it off with perhaps.
What a drama-less parting of the ways that turned out to be! No shitting in your sock drawer or posting your dick pics on the internet/wanking on your toothbrush type ending. To say Im disappointed in this wet fart of a sober lodger is an understatement
Brick his windows in and torch the place.