My Niece stinks

[Pellegrini59]

"How come everytime we go round to Uncle ****'s we end up having a water fight?"

"And why is his pump action water canon filled with dog shampoo?"

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Here's the OP and his niece

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxiM2LN80Rs[/youtube]

had to pinch my foreskin together so I didn't wet my pants you fucker!<br /><br />-- Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:52 pm --<br /><br />

The opposite of what in the know said. some people can over produce a certain protein which causes them to smell strongly of B.O. there's pretty much nothing they can do about this. We had a teacher a secondary school with this problem, other teachers filled us in on the situation as he was obviously getting a fair amount of abuse.

Yeah, yeah... fat fuckers say its never their fault either

 

[CTID1988]

Here's the OP and his niece

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxiM2LN80Rs[/youtube]

had to pinch my foreskin together so I didn't wet my pants you fucker!

-- Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:52 pm --

The opposite of what in the know said. some people can over produce a certain protein which causes them to smell strongly of B.O. there's pretty much nothing they can do about this. We had a teacher a secondary school with this problem, other teachers filled us in on the situation as he was obviously getting a fair amount of abuse.

Yeah, yeah... fat fuckers say its never their fault either

And the OPs niece is both...A heffer lump and a smelly twat

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dignitas.ch/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dignitas.ch/</a> There you go OP. Good luck

 

[BlueHammer85]

Here's the OP and his niece

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxiM2LN80Rs[/youtube]

Cracking up at that, Thats basically Bluemoons advice rolled into one

 

[2sheikhs]

Maybe she's like one of those new age travellers who say that if you don't wash your hair for 3 weeks, it starts to clean itself. The fact is, if you don't wash yourself, you'll end up stinking like a fucking miners sock.

 

[Long_Jong_Silva]

Haha. The teacher wasn't fat...the neice from all accounts isn't that fortunate

 

[Skip Donoghue]

Spray the fucker with deodorant in the eyes as soon as you open the door to her, or any other fragrented aerosol you can lay your hands on, if she don't get the hint then she never will

 

[nomorethaksintimes]

Here's the OP and his niece

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxiM2LN80Rs[/youtube]

had to pinch my foreskin together so I didn't wet my pants you fucker!

-- Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:52 pm --

The opposite of what in the know said. some people can over produce a certain protein which causes them to smell strongly of B.O. there's pretty much nothing they can do about this. We had a teacher a secondary school with this problem, other teachers filled us in on the situation as he was obviously getting a fair amount of abuse.

Yeah, yeah... fat fuckers say its never their fault either

And the OPs niece is both...A heffer lump and a smelly twat

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dignitas.ch/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dignitas.ch/</a> There you go OP. Good luck

The OP will be delighted when he comes back on this thread and sees Bluemoon's solutions range from euthanasia to bumming.

 

[stony]

Super glue 100s of magic trees to a baseball bat and club the lazy fat cow until she gets that new car smell.

 

[nw42]

Such an array of helpful hints, brilliant thread.

On a more serious note, OP you could obtain a cheap sim, or even a free one, stick it in your mobile, send her a text along the lines of.. Dear Kelsey, please believe me when I say I've deliberated over sending this text, we are close and I would never hurt you, but I have to say this for your own benefit (and ours), so please accept it in the way it's meant. GET A FUCKING WASH YOU DIRTY MANKY COW.

Lots of love, ??

Then just throw the sim away, that should be the end of it, unless she kills herself and police trace the vicious cruel texter, then you're in the shit.

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