Obscure questions that need answering

[Magicpole]

Why does my misses think I want to hear about her dreams?

Or, what her pals at work are saying about each other?

I am truly bewildered.

 

[TheBlueDune]

What the hell are the lyrics to the second verse of Minnie Riperton's seminal work, Les Fleur? And while we're here, why is it Les Fleur and not La Fleur or Les Fleurs?

Will somebody wear me to the fair?
Will a lady pin me in her hair?
Will a child find me by a stream?
Kiss my petals and weave me through a dream.

For all of these simple things and much more a flower was born
It blooms to spread love and joy faith and hope to people forlorn

Inside every man lives the seed of a flower
If he looks within he finds beauty and power

Ring all the bells sing and tell the people that be everywhere that the flower has come
Light up the sky with your prayers of gladness and rejoice for the darkness is gone
Throw off your fears let your heart beat freely at the sign that a new time is born

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Will somebody wear me to the fair?
Will a lady pin me in her hair?
Will a child find me by a stream?
Kiss my petals and weave me through a dream.

For all of these simple things and much more a flower was born
It blooms to spread love and joy faith and hope to people forlorn

Inside every man lives the seed of a flower
If he looks within he finds beauty and power

Ring all the bells sing and tell the people that be everywhere that the flower has come
Light up the sky with your prayers of gladness and rejoice for the darkness is gone
Throw off your fears let your heart beat freely at the sign that a new time is born

Cheers BD, prob my bad for poor description, but right after the end of what you have written is another verse that to me, sounds like LSD speak.

Or is it just me hearing it? :-/

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Why do they call it a tv set when you only get 1?
Why do they call them apartments when they are attached?
If money does not grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

 

[CookynotBooky]

Why do we have capital letters but not capital numbers?

 

[Magicpole]

Why does time stand still before a big game?

 

[unexpected item]

How come the moon is the right size and distance from earth to fit exactly over the sun during a total eclipse? By accident or design?

 

[west didsblue]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it,. does it still make a sound?

There’s two correct answers to that question. Yes and no.

 

[PinkFinal]

Expressions I've read throughout my life that I still do not know what they mean

EG

'Hail fellow well met'

 

[laughing gravy]

why has spiderman only got two legs?