Oh NOOOOOOO !!!!!!

[bluestew]

Just had a call from my good lady wife ..... She's gone into bloody labour !!!! I've just told her she's got 18 hrs to get the bloody thing out...... Do i go to the match or not?

 

[Amigo]

Can't she hold it in?

 

[samharris]

Just had a call from my good lady wife ..... She's gone into bloody labour !!!! I've just told her she's got 18 hrs to get the bloody thing out...... Do i go to the match or not?

New blue you saw me standing alone..:)

 

[MCFC87]

Birth of your baby, or potential the shift in power between red and blue.....

My oh my, I don't envy you. ;)

 

[hello]

do a nani and pretend to faint, then sneak out to the game, she will have no idea how long your gone anyway.

 

[Stevies Bald Head!]

Tell her to get squeazinggggg!!!!!!!

All the best fella :)

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

Ha and the first thing you do is come on here to tell us about it!!

Good Luck!

 

[city diehard]

bring her along, fans will make room

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Man up and miss the game

There'll be loads more derbies. Your kid will only be born once

 

[kiran111]

Hope the nipper gets out soon mate. Last thing you'd want to do is miss the derby.