Oleg Shatov

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Guns don’t kill people, Shatov freekicks kill people

#shatfact

 

[Whichonespink]

If Shatov hit a freekick the opposite way the Earth rotates, it would cause it to go backwards, reversing time a la Superman 2

#shatfact

 

[aguero93:20]

john guidetti lookalike

John Guidetti and Edin Dzeko's lovechild, he inherited one's goalscoring ability and the other's finesse.

#shatfact

 

[TCIB]

Huge lookalikes....

Uncanny isn't it, could be seperated at birth.

 

[Aguerovic]

Interesting Facts about Shatov: He was born in a rural Siberian Settlement in Russia and wanted to become a Futsal (Indoor football) player when younger. Shatov has both German and Mongol ancestry.

 

[Phil1]

Interesting Facts about Shatov: He was born in a rural Siberian Settlement in Russia and wanted to become a Futsal (Indoor football) player when younger. Shatov has both German and Mongol ancestry.

I imagine ever fucker in Siberia preferred indoor football..

 

[TCIB]

I imagine ever fucker in Siberia preferred indoor football..

pmsl, got the image of some poor fucking Rusky fella stood around in defense freezing his bollocks off, almost literally most likely.
Probably mumbling something about killing a 100 men to get to play on a cold rainy tuesday winter evening in Stoke.

 

[Aguerovic]

I imagine ever fucker in Siberia preferred indoor football..

Yup, exactly the reason why Russia have always achieved more in Futsal than regular football.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Shatov holds the Guinness world record for number of people killed by freekicks

#shatfact

 

[andyhinch]

Shatov holds the Guinness world record for number of people killed by freekicks

#shatfact

The police now class a shatov free kick as a lethal weapon

# shatfacts