Pencils......what's the point in them?

[york away to this!]

I'm "off" this week working from home as the young This! chaps are off school. I printed off a cryptic crossword to do after lunch but the bloody mutt has chewed all the pencils...what's the point in them?

 

[remember arthur mann]

I'm "off" this week working from home as the young This! chaps are off school. I printed off a cryptic crossword to do after lunch but the bloody mutt has chewed all the pencils...what's the point in them?

 

[york away to this!]

^^^that looks more like a pencil crayon to me.

 

[Xiphos]

You can stick one up each nostril put a pair of underpants on your head and shout WIBBLE, it still wont stop you going over the top and being mowed down by German machine guns though

 

[aguero93:20]

I'm "off" this week working from home as the young This! chaps are off school. I printed off a cryptic crossword to do after lunch but the bloody mutt has chewed all the pencils...what's the point in them?

Hope it takes you less time to do a crossword than it does to come up with a parody thread.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Graphite

 

[kaz7]

I'm "off" this week working from home as the young This! chaps are off school. I printed off a cryptic crossword to do after lunch but the bloody mutt has chewed all the pencils...what's the point in them?

Get rid of the mutt and get a cat
You're welcome

 

[SWP's back]

Mine's a 4B

 

[sir baconface]

I have lead in my pencil.

 

[york away to this!]

Hope it takes you less time to do a crossword than it does to come up with a parody thread.

Double parody takes some considerable time...