crazyg
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That's not light hearted. It should be banned under the Geneva Convention.
Pre-Derby Headlines
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gordondaviesmoustache
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Quality!
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Cellarite
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United described by Tyler the woman as “Manchester’s traditional powerhouses.”
Tyler the woman unnecessarily screaming “And it’s liiiiive!” immediately before kick off.
Silva gets studs scraped down his calf, the ref puts an unimpressed expression on his fizzog and shakes his head to the delight of the fuckwits in the stands.
Maureen makes the handshake awkward by pretending to be distracted as Pep goes over but doesn’t have the bollocks to not actually do what he doesn’t want to do.
Numerous plebs in the Stretford End and K Stand make aeroplane gestures at City fans within 15 minutes of the start.
Tyler the woman sounding like Leigh Darby and Carmella Bing have just walked in wearing stockings, suspenders and heels when Rashford or Martial beat a full back.
Tyler the woman sounding like someone has smeared diarrhoea across his toasted tea cake as Leroy Sane drills in to the top corner left footed from the edge of the area.
United fans sing “with a Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone” in a serious attempt at generating an atmosphere.
Tyler the woman unnecessarily screaming “And it’s liiiiive!” immediately before kick off.
Silva gets studs scraped down his calf, the ref puts an unimpressed expression on his fizzog and shakes his head to the delight of the fuckwits in the stands.
Maureen makes the handshake awkward by pretending to be distracted as Pep goes over but doesn’t have the bollocks to not actually do what he doesn’t want to do.
Numerous plebs in the Stretford End and K Stand make aeroplane gestures at City fans within 15 minutes of the start.
Tyler the woman sounding like Leigh Darby and Carmella Bing have just walked in wearing stockings, suspenders and heels when Rashford or Martial beat a full back.
Tyler the woman sounding like someone has smeared diarrhoea across his toasted tea cake as Leroy Sane drills in to the top corner left footed from the edge of the area.
United fans sing “with a Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone” in a serious attempt at generating an atmosphere.
When City win it will 100% be placed on a combination of:
- Poor reffing
- Pogba being banned
- City spending money in the transfer window while United prefers to develop their own players
But then none of it will matter because Pep will leave at the end of the season and Real Madrid will buy Aguero, Jesus, Sterling, KDB, and Silva in an unprecedented quintuple swoop next month. They're already tapped up and ready to leave.
- Poor reffing
- Pogba being banned
- City spending money in the transfer window while United prefers to develop their own players
But then none of it will matter because Pep will leave at the end of the season and Real Madrid will buy Aguero, Jesus, Sterling, KDB, and Silva in an unprecedented quintuple swoop next month. They're already tapped up and ready to leave.
mancityvstoke
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Who gives a flying fuck what the daft red ****s say..............once a red **** always a red ****
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Oxymoron alert.
Wrighty Wrexham
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Theatre of dreams is mentioned! x15
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His "shiny head" is beloved by old biddies!
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Theres another thunderous tackle on Silva by a different player x7