BlueMoon93
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Any good'uns?
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Rag jokes
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Dan
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Gary Neville
dozmin
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karlzberg said:BlueMoon93 said:Any good'uns?
Dam I clicked this hoping you had some
i did same thing
Blue4ever85
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Same.
ConnorMCFC
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whats the difference between a dog dog in the road and a dead united fan in the road?
the skid marks before the dog!
the skid marks before the dog!
r01z
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Two Mancunian Rag fans wearing shirts walk into old trafford....
MCFCTrick
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r01z said:Two Mancunian Rag fans wearing shirts walk into old trafford....
Now you are just being ridiculous....... ; )
bakerdave76
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Michael Barrymore has offered Manchester United £1 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 assholes jumping up and down.
: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Sir Alex is out cold. The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?"
: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Sir Alex is out cold. The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?"