Remove ONE letter from a movie title and give it a description.

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

New game....As per thread title, the funnier the better.

For example:-

Reel Without a Cause - a very boring, pointless film.

The Jungle Boo. Wild animals hide in bushes and then jump out and scare people.

The Bids. Tippi Hedren and Rod Taylor get attacked by auctioneers.

Superma - A story about a great mother

Blow-U - David Hemmings gets a nosh

The Dirty Doze - A man takes a nap at the rubbish tip

Of Ice & Men - some blokes fanny about at the south pole

 

[bumbleblue]

Gone with the Win - city fans emotional roller coaster as he considers a bet on our game tomorrow.

 

[stony]

Big Trouble in Little Chin - A documentary about the dangers of face cancer in the British aristocracy.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Pup fiction - Dog hitmen, get into all sorts of japes when trying to recover a golden bone for their boss.

 

[stony]

Finding Emo - The tale of a miserable **** who runs away from home.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Tar Wars - A harrowing tale of competing Irish road building navvies.
Tar Trek - building the M6 a Documentary
Brie Encounter - The life of a cheese fetishist
Ke - A story of a Waiter from Barcelona and his pet raptor.
Tim Bandits - A thriller about the theft of the speaking clock.

 

[blueish swede]

Tit nic - every Cage movie ever

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Get short - Bilbobob encourages everyone to crouch down to his size

**** Dracula - Andyhinch decides to suck on people's blood

Being ginge - TCIB talks us though his life

 

[BimboBob]

The Odfather. The story of a Dad's adventures in crossdressing.

Aging Bull. The little White Bull 2. Bull grows up.

One with the Wind. Mr Methane's life story.

West Side Tory. A tory boy from the wrong sides of the tracks.

 

[Zubrman]

True Git - a story about a rag supporter.