RIP Blue Jeans

[Boots_]

I am very sorry to have to report an extremely sad loss following an incident with a 4x4.

This morning, I was climbing into the car which was parked tightly against a wall. My physique isn't quite what it once was and, thus, it was a bit of a squeeze to get in. I had to contort my body in a way that I can only describe as uncomfortable, in order to take my place at the wheel. Once sat in position but with the driver's door still slightly ajar, I suddenly felt a draught around my right buttock. I gently slid my hand around my ample cheek and found a gaping hole.......in my jeans.

So, it is with great sorrow that said jeans have been consigned to Denim Heaven following the morning upon which I was, literally, a Blue Mooner.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

You aren't even attempting to salvage them? You're just gonna hang them out to dry?

 

[Always Ali]

I am very sorry to have to report an extremely sad loss following an incident with a 4x4.

This morning, I was climbing into the car which was parked tightly against a wall. My physique isn't quite what it once was and, thus, it was a bit of a squeeze to get in. I had to contort my body in a way that I can only describe as uncomfortable, in order to take my place at the wheel. Once sat in position but with the driver's door still slightly ajar, I suddenly felt a draught around my right buttock. I gently slid my hand around my ample cheek and found a gaping hole.......in my jeans.

So, it is with great sorrow that said jeans have been consigned to Denim Heaven following the morning upon which I was, literally, a Blue Mooner.

Fat Arse! ;-) Try a pair of grey sweat pants, you know, the ones all the fatties on Jeremy Kyle wear. Not flattering but forgiving for the fuller figure!

 

[Boots_]

You aren't even attempting to salvage them? You're just gonna hang them out to dry?

If you see a bloke with a "fuller figure" wearing denim hot pants next time you're at Coms, be sure to come and say hello.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

You aren't even attempting to salvage them? You're just gonna hang them out to dry?

If you see a bloke with a "fuller figure" wearing denim hot pants next time you're at Coms, be sure to come and say hello.

Hahaha. Ok I won't.

 

[Boots_]

I am very sorry to have to report an extremely sad loss following an incident with a 4x4.

This morning, I was climbing into the car which was parked tightly against a wall. My physique isn't quite what it once was and, thus, it was a bit of a squeeze to get in. I had to contort my body in a way that I can only describe as uncomfortable, in order to take my place at the wheel. Once sat in position but with the driver's door still slightly ajar, I suddenly felt a draught around my right buttock. I gently slid my hand around my ample cheek and found a gaping hole.......in my jeans.

So, it is with great sorrow that said jeans have been consigned to Denim Heaven following the morning upon which I was, literally, a Blue Mooner.

Fat Arse! ;-) Try a pair of grey sweat pants, you know, the ones all the fatties on Jeremy Kyle wear. Not flattering but forgiving for the fuller figure!

How very dare you! I have a job. People with jobs can't wear those things can they?