I am very sorry to have to report an extremely sad loss following an incident with a 4x4.
This morning, I was climbing into the car which was parked tightly against a wall. My physique isn't quite what it once was and, thus, it was a bit of a squeeze to get in. I had to contort my body in a way that I can only describe as uncomfortable, in order to take my place at the wheel. Once sat in position but with the driver's door still slightly ajar, I suddenly felt a draught around my right buttock. I gently slid my hand around my ample cheek and found a gaping hole.......in my jeans.
So, it is with great sorrow that said jeans have been consigned to Denim Heaven following the morning upon which I was, literally, a Blue Mooner.
This morning, I was climbing into the car which was parked tightly against a wall. My physique isn't quite what it once was and, thus, it was a bit of a squeeze to get in. I had to contort my body in a way that I can only describe as uncomfortable, in order to take my place at the wheel. Once sat in position but with the driver's door still slightly ajar, I suddenly felt a draught around my right buttock. I gently slid my hand around my ample cheek and found a gaping hole.......in my jeans.
So, it is with great sorrow that said jeans have been consigned to Denim Heaven following the morning upon which I was, literally, a Blue Mooner.