Rooney community service tasks.

[Xiphos]

Sweep the roads with a high viz jacket on with 'i'm a drunk driver' on the back

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Thatching roofs

 

[Passittogordon]

Remember that Nike advert from a few world cups ago where Rooney was living in a caravan, beard and big fat belly painting the white lines on a Sunday league football pitch? Wont be long now..

 

[abu13]

Helping people whose lifes have been affected due to the actions of drunk drivers.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Parking attendant at the local dogging hotspot

 

[RandomJ]

You're kidding yourselves if you think they'd have him picking up litter. They'll give him some easy job like youth football coaching or something away from the average pleb.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Boots pharmacy counter selling Syrup of Figs
Carpet right flogging rugs.

 

[mat]

Helping people whose lifes have been affected due to the actions of drunk drivers.

This is the proper answer.

Mine....

Fishing turd out of the Mersey sewage system.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Picking up litter after a football match, i'd have the **** cleaning Grey Mare Lane.

Doctor's receptionists listening to old ladies moan about their weeping oxter. Then again I fear the potential for his enjoyment here.

Cleaning up the sick of pissed people.

 

[jimharri]