Scummy & Slur sing 'I bought you, Bebe'

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That well-known lovestruck pair and their duet.....

Slur: They say you're young and fair of face, but you're really off the pace.
Himbo: Well I guess that's true, you bought me, so more fool you.
Slur: Bebe! I bought you Bebe, I bought you Bebe.

Slur: They say that you don't pay rent. Good, cos all our dosh's been spent.
Himbo: I can't even piss - got no pot, money's one thing that we ain't got.
Slur: Bebe! I bought you Bebe, I bought you Bebe.

Himbo: My stride it's lost all it's spring, because you've worn out my ring.
Slur: Well I'm so sad, I'm just a clown, can't even afford to buy a round.
Slur: So let them say you're not up to much, I don't care so long as I can touch.
Himbo: Then stick your todger up my arse, no-one else will take your pass.
Slur: Bebe! I bought you Bebe, I bought you Bebe.

Himbo: I got your dick in my hand.
Slur: Good, I knew you'd understand.
Himbo: I got you to wank with me.
Slur: The only thing you can bank with me.
Himbo: I got you to kiss goodnight.
Slur: I got you to hold me tight.
Himbo: I got you, I wont let you go.
Slur: I got you to suck my toe.

Slur: I bought you Bebe, I bought you Bebe, I bought you Bebe, I bought you Bebe.