Sergio Gomez | Joins City on a four year deal

[TonyM]

It was a light-hearted quip :)

Ooo you

 

[goater1985]

Which of our left backs for the coming season do you want to play at Anfield?

Alfie Haaland. Inverted.

 

[Chevelle]

Fucking hell, he’s not even officially signed for us yet!

Just hate barca haha

 

[footballmanager]

I don't think Laporte has been around the team much yet since he seems to be doing his own recovery. It is my understanding that Rodri, Laporte, Bernardo, Cancelo, and Ortega are the only spanish speakers in the actual squad.

Portuguese and Spanish are similar enough, so he will have plenty of company, dont worry

 

[samarasra]

So you are saying your own post is top class?

To clarify, as you are struggling to understand the 2 brief sentences, I am saying that, had I read that top post, before posting, I would not have bothered to post my post as the theme was similar but had already been excellently covered by bluesince76.

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

Any chance he could play today?

 

[Chi-town blues]

Sheik Mansour drove to Brussels
on his marcedes benz
bought us back for a fraction of cucurella
sergio “left back “ gomez



coat

 

[SWP's back]

Any chance he could play today?

No. Not actually signed yet.

 

[oldius]

Gomez
Is our new full-back
Gomez
Number _ on his back
Gomez
Flying down the left
Gomez
He's from Anderlecht

Gomez
He plays with glee
Gomez
Sent by our Vinnie
Gomez
Can go left or right
Gomez
Makes you look like shite


To Go West by the Pet Shop Boys

 

[The_Maverick]

Awaiting clearance from Everton. ;-)

Edited for accuracy.