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speccybob

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Tiger mauls US man who leapt into Bronx Zoo enclosure

A 25-year-old man has been mauled by a tiger at the Bronx Zoo in New York City after he jumped from an elevated train into a tiger enclosure.

The man has been taken to hospital in critical condition, but did not lose his leg as was earlier reported.

Zoo staff used a fire extinguisher to chase the tiger off and the man was told to roll under the electrified wire to safety.

The man was conscious and talking, zoo director Jim Breheny said.

"If not for the quick response by our staff and their ability to perform well in emergency situations, the outcome would have been very different," he said in a statement.

It was unclear why the man jumped from the Wild Asia monorail, a train with open sides that takes visitors over the Bronx River and along the top of a fence past elephants, deer and tigers.

The man jumped 20 ft (6m) and cleared the two fences between spectators and the tiger enclosure.

A fire department spokesman said the man had deep cuts to his back.
 
They wouldn't do that. I hope they wouldn't anyway.

Who in their right mind thinks 'Ohhhhh there's a tiger, I wonder what will happen if I try to stroke it?'

Maybe he wanted to be a contender for the Darwin Award?
 
speccybob 8 said:
They wouldn't do that. I hope they wouldn't anyway.

Who in their right mind thinks 'Ohhhhh there's a tiger, I wonder what will happen if I try to stroke it?'

Maybe he wanted to be a contender for the Darwin Award?
Mentally ill? The tiger won't be destroyed; it did nothing wrong.
 
Been trying to think of witty comment to post on this one for ages. Finally got one...

Damn right. If some strange twat wandered into my living room, you better believe I'm fucking him up.

Wahoo!
 
xenon_ said:
Been trying to think of witty comment to post on this one for ages. Finally got one...

Damn right. If some strange twat wandered into my living room, you better believe I'm fucking him up.

Wahoo!

That's Neat, That's Neat, That's Neat, That's Neat i really love your witty treat.
 
Same kind of thing happened here in Melbourne in 1989...

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1994-13.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1994-13.html</a>

"(Late 1989, Australia) A rather impressionable student of kung fu listened with rapt attention when his instructor dramatically informed the class, "Now that you have reached this level in your training, you can kill wild animals with your bare hands!"

The martial arts trainee took the statement as gospel, and headed to the Melbourne zoo to test his mettle with the wildest animal of all: the lion. In the dead of night, he slipped into the zoo, leapt into the lion enclosure, and engaged a suitable king of the jungle in combat.

He would probably have lost a one-on-one fight, but he never got to try. His naive fight plan didn't account for the enthusiasm of the lion's pride for a tender intruder; nor did it give sufficient weight to the possibility that his instructor didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

Zoo employees found his remains -- two arms and hands -- the following morning, with shreds of red fur grasped tightly in his fingers."

It did happen as it was all over the news here.
 

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