Christ, even the U21s can't avoid the shambolic journalism sweeping the nation.
That's as bad and cliche as it gets.
EVEN AT Under-21 level, Manchester City are a moneybags operation whose cheque book can see them prevail.
Young striker Jose Pozo, largely kept under wraps at Eppleton CW last night, set City back £2.5million as a 15-year-old three years ago, while an 8,000-seater stadium now sits in the shadows of the Etihad.
City spare no expense. After all, just one player who comes good in their big bucks fishing net will pay for the rest.
With that background, it made the 1-0 victory for Sunderland U21s - who had already beaten City last month in the U21 Premier League Cup - all the more satisfying, as they made the visitors look, well, ordinary.
That's as bad and cliche as it gets.