The great questions of the world?

[Anonymous]

Which came first; the chicken or the egg?

The egg.

Evolution you see. What ever evolved into a chicken more than likely laid an egg that what we now know as a chicken came out of.

Just to be awkward scientists in Sheffield are now saying they believe the Chicken came first then developed the proteins to make the shell of the egg.

Fucking Yorkshire twats. I've been dining out on that little gem for ages!

Anyway, back on topic...

Why are tv channels that are 1 hour behind called " +1 " when clearly it ought to be " -1 " ?

 

[i kne albert davy]

If nothing can be endless then where does the Universe end, is it a brick wall and if so whats on the other side?

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Why does cereal, especially Weetabix, taste so much better late at night?

 

[eddiemarin09]

Why does my cat look at me wierd?

 

[Bill Walker]

why is it in Australia that someone you hate is a bit of a baastard whilst a good mate is a total baaastard ?

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

Why are things?

 

[Crouchinho]

why does wanking smell

Cut back your intake of onions and garlic. Worked for my mate!

Mine smells of Domestos multi surface cleaner

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Why do birds go to all the trouble of getting up early just to catch a worm.

 

[LateBlue]

How the fuck can my Missus remember every detail of every argument we’ve had in the last 10 years?

How can she spot me missing a bit when painting but can’t get up the fucking ladders and sort it out herself?

Why does my fucking useless excuse for a dog not bother barking when some fuck stick is making noise outside my house in the middle of the night but goes fucking mental when he farts?

Why is it sexist for me to take the piss out of women but funny when dickheads like Jo Brand take the piss out of blokes?

 

[inchy14]

Belly button fluff....WTF???