The most unfunny comedian ever

I didn't say she was 'fit'!

She has massive norks (I remember being nearly murdered by a pair) and yes, I self flagellated for an hour, afterwards...

I remember being tied to my bed and my Mrs smothered me with hers, literally thought I was going to die, couldn't even say the safe word
 
I remember being tied to my bed and my Mrs smothered me with hers, literally thought I was going to die, couldn't even say the safe word

LOL! Mate, don't!!

Like you, I also remember the feeling of not being able to breathe never mind say anything and my hands were free!!

I could have, literally, been smothered to death by a killer and nobody would have found me, back then!

She'd would have just gotten back in her car and drove back down south!
 
Read all this and some cracking nominations for wick comedians and would agree with more than not. Some comedians on this forum. Turned a bit porno at the end like. Wtf :p
 

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