United Thread 2015/16

[abu13]

Guess what number Di Maria is?

http://www.sport321.com/six-of-the-most-expensive-transfer-flops-in-premier-league-history/7/

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Not opened the link but I bet he is not on the list and Robinho will be.

 

[sir baconface]

Not opened the link but I bet he is not on the list and Robinho will be.

You, sir, are a genius.

 

[deegee33]

How could he be on the transfer list? Didn't he come thru their youth system, only to be replaced by the other graduate, Memphis.

 

[yeseye]

And what about, "Are You Being Served Dodgy Meat,?" starring his old man?

How about 'Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away.
When the Amish lot fuck off?

 

[abu13]

Not opened the link but I bet he is not on the list and Robinho will be.

Got it in one.

 

[IH8MUFC]

Some people are saying that the BBC is obsessed with the rags, but TV tonight looks pretty good if you ask me.

18.00: Gary Neville tonight
The local news from right across Trafford with world’s number 1 human being Gary Neville.
18.30: Swamps under the hammer
Dion Dublin (Dion effing Dublin, really!?!) takes us to a derelict building in Manchester that Gary “best human being ever” Neville is turning in to a multi million pound hotel…for the good of humanity obviously.
19.00: The Neville Family
With Paul Scholes as Pugsley, Lurch as himself, Nicky Butt as the b*tch and Neville Neville as the fruity father.
19.30 The Rag Show
The Rickshaw Challenge reaches Trafford so we trot out everyone’s favourite people, the glorious class of 92, for no good reason at all, while the kn*bhead and backward kids cycle the rickshaw round the swamp.
20.00: Bell*nders
Some cockney rags’ Sky digital is on the blink and they can’t watch Trafford, or Salford, or FC Un*ted, or some other sh*tehawk outfit live. Meanwhile Rhodri wants his brother dead.
20.30 The Great British W**k off
The 92 boyz get their hand cream and hankies out and try and beat their previous best.
21.00 FILM: The class of 92
Everyone’s favourite bunch of f*ckwits rattle on about sh*te that was boring 10 years ago.
22.00 FILM: The class of 92 (Repeat)
Just in case some f*cker missed it the first time around.
23.00: Me and the brother’s wife
Class of 92 legend Ryan Wilson talks openly about brotherly love and infidelity.
23.30: Embarrassing bodies
Paul Scholes talks about “that” picture of his manhood
24.00: Taggart
There’s been a muurduur and old whiskey-nose isn’t happy about something again.
00.30 – 06.00: BBC News 92
Round the clock news with everyone’s favourite ex-footballers.

BBC should give you a job.

 

[Vienna_70]

Not opened the link but I bet he is not on the list and Robinho will be.

I was expecting to see Mangala on it.

 

[Blueforafew]

What concern is it to you?

Just curious as to why this vaangaal guy makes you behave the way you do that's all.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

BBC should give you a job.

What do you mean, give him a job? He's the Commissioning Editor!