United thread 2017/18

Discussion in 'General football forum' started by mat, 19 Jun 2017.

  1. Dave Ewing's Back 'eader

    Dave Ewing's Back 'eader

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    United back for Urinetta! Wonder why they don't start up talks with Denis Law, Paddy Crerand, Steve Bruce, and what's Olly doing these days. Ever since they had that 'buy back' clause on The Offside Kid it might be another way of tempting back the faithful!
     
  2. Blue Til Death

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    Sanchez will be coming to City, I actually believe its already a done deal, which will make it even more satisfying when he becomes the 50th player this season the rags failed to get... ;-)
     
  3. blue b4 the moon

    blue b4 the moon

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    More snubbs than points ;)
     
  4. schfc6

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    If only the league was decided on snubs, dabs & Instagram likes..
     
  5. Colthekid

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    Hi all, been a member for 2 1/2 years, but I hardly ever post on internet forums...

    Couldn't help myself though when I read this.... Absolutely PMSL



    :-)
     
  6. mat

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  7. Blue tube

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    The thing for me is, regarding Micky-whatever is he was lauded as their best player, which when watching them under the turtle was obviously true. Then Maureen rocks up and ruins him with the turgid shite they call football and suddenly he’s shit, can’t beat a man, can’t pass straight.

    They really are as thick as they seem these rags aren’t they
     
  8. mat

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    where to start....?
     
  9. aguero93:20

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    Presumably by asking him why he thinks the pisscan is relevant to the current situation?
     
  10. bluealf

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    By not reading the comments section, wow, some right dumb fucks on there, I would say 90% of them didn't even understand his analogy.
     

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