United thread 2017/18

[malg]

I give you the most punchable man in football

Ok, I'm an adult. Can one of the kids on here explain what the fuck this thick bastard is on about with that Tweet?

 

[Jalfraag]

Ok, I'm an adult. Can one of the kids on here explain what the fuck this thick bastard is on about with that Tweet?

I think it means dance with the homies but I'm far from a kid so could be bollocks.

 

[urban genie]

Ok, I'm an adult. Can one of the kids on here explain what the fuck this thick bastard is on about with that Tweet?

Fuck knows, probably has something to do with all them shite dances he posts with pogba

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Ok, I'm an adult. Can one of the kids on here explain what the fuck this thick bastard is on about with that Tweet?

Mill Rock With The Mandem is hipster speak for park the bus so he's basically saying welcome to the bus sanchez.

 

[oman0115]

Waste of oxygen that Lingaard

 

[moomba]

Ha ha, Dwight Dorke talking about United's quality firwards, Martial, Rashford and Lin...err...Lin...errr...Lindegard.

 

[GRB]

He wanks off his dogs
He wanks off his dogs
Dirty Sanchez
He wanks off his dogs

Like

 

[Leto]

https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/955916991902167040

Sad bastards.

 

[Roachy]

A bit giddy I think

Where is this bellend actually from? Between him, that flying pig arsehole and that fucking mummies boy faced weirdo ( goldridge rings a bell) , I really don't know which one entertains me the most.

 

[Vienna_70]

What annoyed me about the headline in today's paper "I did not move to United for the money" was not just the predictable self-justification.

It was that it insults my intelligence - and that of all non-rags. I don't like being offered deception, disingenuousness and casuistry.

I was going to say that it also insults the intelligence of rags, but then I realised...