United thread 2017/18

[Gazza]

That's them goosed then. What are they like at parking?

 

[Grassland Blue]

if it happens, we should get a big Bullseye Jim Bowen photo blown up and slapped on The Theatre of Swamp Dreams

How much is the bus fare home?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The guy was a beast who looked after himself. I'm sure he could have had a couple more years at the top. Whether staying at the Rags or moving elsewhere. It's a big loss when you consider he could have had 4 yrs at £350K p/w. He ended up with 1 yr at £350K & another at £125K.

That's why he's leaving the rags

 

[mat]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43504631

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says people with "a brain" and "common sense" appreciate the team is in a period of transition.

 

[RACHACE]

What makes me laugh is that he's now banging on about his team finishing 2nd, higher than 18 other teams with only 1 in front as if that's some sort of achievement. Did he not come out with some line about 2nd being the 1st loser a few years back? Maybe about Arsene Wenger or even Pellegrini when he took over after him at Madrid.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The Noggin is headed to the Pacific rags (i.e. the Galaxy), who would have been relegated last season if we did stuff like that here in the USA. Perfect place for him.

I was so gutted when NDJ was put out to pasture there instead of San Jose.

http://www.espn.com/soccer/soccer-t...anchester-united-game-leaving-for-mls-sources

So they fired him. Poor old Alexis

 

[Vienna_70]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43504631

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says people with "a brain" and "common sense" appreciate the team is in a period of transition.

That’s some some fucking transition.

It’s been nearly five seasons since the pisscan jacked it in and the wankers are still playing second (or third or fourth) fiddle to their near neighbours.

Long may this transition continue!

 

[crazyg]

[QUOTE="jrb, post: 10879722, member: 11759
"The Manchester United women’s team must be built in the same image and with the same principles as the men's first team and offer academy players a clear route to top-level football within the club."

That's them goosed then. What are they like at parking?

They're women drivers, what do you think?
Hope at least one has a PSV licence.

 

[fulabeer]

What makes me laugh is that he's now banging on about his team finishing 2nd, higher than 18 other teams with only 1 in front as if that's some sort of achievement. Did he not come out with some line about 2nd being the 1st loser a few years back? Maybe about Arsene Wenger or even Pellegrini when he took over after him at Madrid.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/12/span...nd-makes-you-the-best-loser-real-madrids-jose

 

[Ancient Citizen]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43504631

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says people with "a brain" and "common sense" appreciate the team is in a period of transition.

'Transition' is the go to word when a team is struggling, as ''We're fucking miles behind City'' may upset sensitive Rags.
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